He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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