Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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