Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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