i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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