**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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