addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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