hotties wanna shake it
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after