my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?