yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night