I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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