I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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