did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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