It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize