real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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