Tell her she can't have a vagina
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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