so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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