I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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