if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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