i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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