I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
bring money and cleavage
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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