Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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