yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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