Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
How many fucks given?
0.12846
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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