all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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