I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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