Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she smelled like a LAN party
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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