Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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