oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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