Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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