I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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