is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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