i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
He did a backflip because drugs
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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