i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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