so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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