i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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