Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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