I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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