hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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