Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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