did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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