Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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