My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Do plants get herpes?
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