Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
