im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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