I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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