I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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