Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
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I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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