Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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