Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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