Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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