you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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