You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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