My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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