Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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