a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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