remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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