some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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