I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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